So this is where you the web viewer expect to hear all about my exploits. For example, this one time I saved Humanity from a hostile Alien Invasion by uploading a virus to the their computer system with my Apple Powerbook. They even made a movie about it, called Independence Day. Of course the have me being played by Jeff Goldblum. (A Man!) Can you believe how sexist Hollywood is? There was also this one time I traveled to the future and brought about world peace with nothing but my iPod and a smile. That one will be a New York Times Best Seller, but you will have to wait while I reanimate H.P. Lovecraft to write it. I really hope he is not too Zombie-like when he comes back. Because that would stall development even more.